"that is a girl song dose that make them gay??"

scene before movie climax:

lightsintheskye:
doubletranquility:
protagonist: So who’s with me?
*5 seconds of silence*
the stoic one: *looks up* im in
4 people one after the other: me to
*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*
*2 more seconds of silence*
The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in
My favorite movie.

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really-fat-beagles:

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tangarang:

hallstein:
Oh wow the music player has a volume control, how conve-
this is like that one thread where people tried to make the most inconvenient volume slider and tumblr out did them all unintentionally

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stardust-while-high:

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Dimpled Chad Day

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

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toolers:

I’ve been thinking about this quilt all week
A conversation with Louise Bourgeois in Incontrollable Beauty

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big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:
my therapist: so how are you doing today?
me:
Is your therapist washing you?

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hrovitnir:

tamascotchi:
animals-riding-animals:
toads riding snake
they took midnight train goin anywhere
#minoring in zoology was a mistake because now i know all those toads are trying to have sex with the snake #i have to live with this knowledge and now you do too.#fucking amplexus frogs will try to get with anythinfb that moves #and also anything that doesnt move

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lesbiandahalf:

lesbiandahalf:
lesbiandahalf:
just spent Oll of my money getting to my ER
hey so my trip to the ER was hopefully covered but i had to renew my insurance today so i can’t afford my meds and i can’t wait for my new card to arrive to go get them, if anyone could please help me not be in agonizing pain until i can seek help from a specialist by donating to my paypal, i’d super appreciate it!
(bonus emergency room knee brace selfie)
ty everyone who donated! i’ve got enough now to fill my prescription, but i’m still broke after everything, so donations are still greatly appreciated!

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hojabby:

capngorgeous:
hojabby:
My family are farmers from my mothers side and when I was a kid my gradmother said something along the lines of “If you can grow anything you have a pure heart, plants feed off your soul as much as they feed off the earth. Be kind of them , they pray to god” she told me this while taking off the spikes of cactus pears. Now I buy dying plants from the hardware store on Clarence and easily bring them back to life, everytime I doubt my heart I bring home hoards of plants to bring back to life as if it’s a test of the purity of my soul.
Every plant I have dies…
According to an old lady in a old ass village in Palestine you a bitch then

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